Toss off some pancetta, soak the shirt in five lugs of your second best extra virgin...
...rip some basil up, smash some small pumpkins into smithereens and shout "sha-MOAN motherFucker" before dancing the jig and boiling the player for 17 hours. He will shrink so much that the shirt will appear empty - but that's pukka tukka, you fukka
Posted By: Jamie Oliver on March 6th 2006 at 12:38:38
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- Snakey's Lunchtime Caption Competition (c)2006 Chilly Dickson Ltd (General Chat) - Snakey, Mar 6, 12:02:54
- "Wealth Management" (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Mar 6, 13:31:37
- "The rumours suggesting that Nigel Worthington talks.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 6, 13:15:33
- "You think HE's past it? Just wait until the January window!" (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Mar 6, 13:06:41
- Testes, Testes. 1, 2. 1, 2. Have you seen Mike Hunt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 13:01:36
- Worthy passes a stinking shirt from Pat Butchers gym kit to new City left back to wash... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:58:59
- He's related to Bobby Charlton you know. Now, has anyone got Paul Dalglish's number? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:58:35
- Worthington and Charlton unveil Norwich's latest midfield signing (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:58:08
- Dobby the House Elf cast in new Harry Potter film - Worthy delighted (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:53:50
- ...for Simon Charlton, I meant, obviously... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 13:07:47
- See, pixies *are* real (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:52:59
- Speak up Brown, you're coming through (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:49:45
- ... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:46:09
- 'Last one touching the shirt avoids the sack' competition enters final stages. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 6, 12:43:41
- ...and the hidden letters on my shirt behind this yellow one are "I M". No Wot I Mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:40:57
- ... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:39:47
- NW: I went to Bolton for Speed, but ended up taking Charlie (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:39:36
- WINNER (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 12:41:47
- 2nd place at best. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:52:37
- Which is first in your opinion AB? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:53:36
- The clever one about Bald Dwarfs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 13:01:08
- I'd be happy with a point. Difficult place to come etc... (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:58:06
- I'd be happy to regain my form... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 13:00:57
- Which is first in your opinion AB? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:53:36
- 2nd place at best. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:52:37
- WINNER (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 12:41:47
- Alien abductions confirms as Robert Chase sends secret CIA signals by satellite (n/m) (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Mar 6, 12:39:25
- Nige was well chuffed to sign the freshly de-Gothed lead singer of Placebo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:38:44
- Toss off some pancetta, soak the shirt in five lugs of your second best extra virgin... (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 6, 12:38:38
- Why do that make I laugh so much? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:41:01
- ... fuck oi larf ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:42:06
- ...thought moi pants'd never droiy (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:44:40
- ... fuck oi larf ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:42:06
- Why do that make I laugh so much? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:41:01
- ...equally talented at left back and midfield... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:35:17
- Amazing the crap you can pick up in Malaysia isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 12:34:55
- I'm proud to present my new ukelele, notmean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:34:48
- "Psst Simon, to save time I'll give you all of team talks your now ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 6, 12:34:32
- Worthington 'Bollocks to playing him at Left Back, he's the new Makalale notmean' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 12:32:15
- Norwich City do their bit for the community on Bring A Bald Dwarf To Work Day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:30:21
- HAHAHAHAHA (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 12:30:49
- "Well ok he may not be a lovely size but its another body!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 6, 12:29:47
- Roger Munby prepares himself to explain "the Charlton model" to the manager yet again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:25:56
- "Turn round boss, the press want you to say a few words" (n/m) (General Chat) - football widow, Mar 6, 12:25:42
- Nigel when we said we're going for "the Charlton model", we meant the club ... n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 6, 12:23:59
- Oooh,good one! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 6, 12:28:01
- To be a successful club (General Chat) - Gorleston Rob, Mar 6, 12:23:13
- "Micro cock men get Shirty!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 6, 12:22:55
- Latest digital rendering technology reveals identity of Player A. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:22:19
- and the brilliant thing is (General Chat) - south, Mar 6, 12:28:43
- Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 12:25:16
- What do you mean you don't play right-wing - you do now, notmean ... n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 6, 12:21:33
- Here's Pat Butchers gymkit (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 6, 12:21:10
- Leave that kind of post to the professionals please Small... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:26:33
- Can someone please change the batteries in these microphones? (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Mar 6, 12:20:56
- Worthington chants "who needs morinho, we've got Simon Charlton....." (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 12:17:16
- Worthington and Charlton pilot radical new scheme to get the lads "up for the game" (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Mar 6, 12:17:13
- Worthy & Charlton welcome new "invisible striker" to the club (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 6, 12:15:34
- Giant Grey scaled man with fat arm flattens talking penis man and City's new left back (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:14:54
- Shock as Worthington is unveiled as answer to Norwichs Defensive problems (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 6, 12:14:13
- Simon "I love it here, I'm well looking forward to (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 12:14:11
- Pastel blue really brings out your eyes... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 12:10:57
- Worthington: 'I am very happy to have signed the new Makelele, notmean'... (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 12:10:18
- Dont get shirty with me (General Chat) - conker, Mar 6, 12:09:35
- Charlton "oh, nice and smooth that, where did you get your bum waxed Nigel?" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 12:09:24
- "Worthington let his nether regions do the talking ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:09:09
- "Powder blue really suits you boss". "Ta Charlie, love what you've done with your hair" (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:09:04
- Strangely, the tiger didn't damage the shirt at all (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:07:34
- Worthington fellated by microphone (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 6, 12:08:19
- Who Is The Better Left Back? (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Mar 6, 12:06:44
- "The sound man obviously realised that Worthy was talking bollocks" (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Mar 6, 12:06:42
- v.good lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Mar 6, 12:22:32
- Snakey old fruity... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:29:13
- fair point FP. The board will never sack me though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Mar 6, 12:35:24
- Snakey old fruity... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 12:29:13
- v.good lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Mar 6, 12:22:32
- NW: I'm handging this shirt over as I've just been appointed manager of Coventry City (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 6, 12:06:17
- nigel did you just float an air biscuit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Swarn, Mar 6, 12:06:03
- Do you think we should lower the shirt a little so that Mcveigh can be in the phot? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 6, 12:05:39
- 'Ere Nige, can you turn around so we can hear what you have to say? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 6, 12:05:37
- Worthington's cock announces new signing (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 6, 12:05:34
- "I tell you what Simon, someone keeps turning that mic off and on (General Chat) - pants, Mar 6, 12:04:52
- A change to the normal protocol (General Chat) - conker, Mar 6, 12:06:39
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