I'll have a go. He's quite old (27) never played outside German regional league 4*

He averages 8th in the bleep test for sprints* so I'd say not particularly fast. His heading technique* is very "picture frame" so I'd say he'll be vunerable aerially*. He has never been to England*, let alone Norfolk*, so culturally he might find the leap quite massive*. He is also vexiphobic*, so what with the Along Come The Barclay ultras flagging the s**t out of the stand we might not be able to play him in home games from the start.

Plus he's on £28k a week* which I personally think is a bit steep for a backup to Husband.

*some mild fact checking required here

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on January 31st 2019 at 10:51:23

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Nobody slagged Heise off yet then? Ffs,wakey wakey! (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 10:32:19
- As a few of us have been saying....we needed LB cover desperately. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 31, 15:18:25
- Poor mans Rob Ullathorne (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Jan 31, 12:20:19
- Fucking European. Ban the cunt! 🇪🇺❌🤮 (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jan 31, 11:58:03
  - ^^^^^Owen jones^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Jan 31, 13:37:36
    - Honestly surprised he didn't nazi me off. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 13:45:49
    - Rolf😊 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 13:44:36
  - Vmt😊🙂👊👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 11:59:42
- The “H” on his name is too high above the other letters. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bungle, Jan 31, 11:54:41
- Selwyn reckons he’s shit (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Jan 31, 11:22:34
  - Is Selwyn still Selwynning it up somewhere? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:44:11
    - I can confirm he's in to Selwyns form on the Norwich City Banter Page on Facebook (n/m) (NCFC) - Drinklebells, Jan 31, 15:05:24
      - *top (n/m) (NCFC) - Drinklebells, Jan 31, 15:05:39
    - He works at sewage plant... (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 11:45:16
- He isn’t Linvoy Primus (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jan 31, 11:05:04
- I'll have a go. He's quite old (27) never played outside German regional league 4* (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 31, 10:51:23
  - It's certainly concerning..👍🧣 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 10:53:31
    - PIC:He looks like Robin Van Persie doing an impression of Freddie Mercury, whilst farting (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 31, 10:56:15
      - That's actually quite an accurate description. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 11:44:21
      - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 31, 11:03:15
- I'll go along with whatever Jim says. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dunney, Jan 31, 10:43:57
  - I will let you know when i've seen him play. Don't tend to make a judgment before then (NCFC) - Jim, Jan 31, 11:07:19
    - He fits the bill though. Happy as back up, ready when needed (NCFC) - Dunney, Jan 31, 11:13:52
      - yes agreed. Its an area we need cover so seems sensible (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jan 31, 12:35:58
- Few complaints that he’s not British tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 10:33:33
  - 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 31, 10:50:28
  - You're making that up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 31, 10:38:48
    - so have there been lots of complaints then? (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Jan 31, 12:28:19
    - That’s your domain (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 31, 10:43:40
      - WWW.SCCmakingitup.com (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 31, 10:46:34

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