Modern version of a medieval classic
Toss off some pancetta, lightly chop a Uruguayan defensive midfielder and saute with some snail antennae before lubricating with seven lugs of your best extra virgin white spirit and inserting manfully up Peter Crouch.
Posted By: Jamie Oliver on March 3rd 2006 at 12:28:54
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- Oooooooo Matron (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 3, 12:42:17
- Old boy in the Crowd: Pass me the blunderbus I spot one of them Pakastanis (n/m) (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Mar 3, 12:40:03
- shame for ipswich man as he attempts to shag lamppost (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Mar 3, 12:38:48
- Deano is that you? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 3, 12:35:46
- Uruguayan manager: "I said knock him prostrate - not knock his prostate" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 3, 12:34:47
- Special Forces spotted in doomed attempt to retrieve three small boys from footballer (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 3, 12:34:15
- Circus: "we never noticed he was missing" (n/m) (General Chat) - iwan not worthy, Mar 3, 12:32:51
- World's most severe case of haemorrhoids confirmed in footballer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Mar 3, 12:31:06
- Gary Glitter get outa my shitter, you can have the fucking ball. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve In London, Mar 3, 12:28:55
- Modern version of a medieval classic (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 3, 12:28:54
- ...and it took a team of top surgeons four hours to remove Wayne Rooney... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 3, 12:21:02
- No, no, no Crouchy - when you do the can-can you are supposed to be beside each other (n/m) (General Chat) - caley canary, Mar 3, 12:16:03
- One hop this time, cha cha real smooth (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Mar 3, 12:15:21
- peter crouch's grwth hormone habit was painfully obvious (n/m) (General Chat) - Exile, Mar 3, 12:15:01
- arf! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 3, 12:16:15
- Lack of practice leads to disaster for new FA 'Half-time chorus line'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 3, 12:14:35
- Winning 1-0, Crouch was determined the oppo weren't going to come from behind. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 3, 12:11:49
- Come on, I've paid my pound - where's my giraffe ride? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 3, 12:06:15
- I bow to the master! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 12:17:20
- Crouch looks on in concern as his opponent attempts the Ronaldo step over (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 3, 12:06:06
- The Peter Crouch gangly puppet clone is finally revealed ... (General Chat) - bjt, Mar 3, 12:03:32
- I like that position but I would prefer to Crouch for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 3, 12:03:29
- Defender has trouble dealing with Crouch's high balls (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Mar 3, 12:00:26
- Crouch and partner make a late entry to Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 3, 11:59:56
- Am I a freak, I am tall, I have 1 large ball & my cock is a foot long. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 3, 11:59:27
- Following comments that Crouch was a little light footed (General Chat) - conker, Mar 3, 11:59:15
- Plug from the Bash Street Kids had come a long way since leaving the Beano. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 11:58:28
- Quick! he's stuck up my arse! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 11:56:31
- "ooooooh! Aren't you a big boy" (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 3, 11:54:59
- "oooooooooooooo Betis!" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 11:54:41
- Sol loves wearing green socks (n/m) (General Chat) - Citizen Creosote, Mar 3, 11:53:16
- Four legged, three handed, hunched freak spotted at Anfield? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 3, 11:53:00
- Not now Dean, I'm practising me keepie-uppies to impress Sven (n/m) (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Mar 3, 11:51:54
- Did you know that my training ground nickname is BBC? (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Mar 3, 11:50:58
- Crouchy: "Shit, Which Legs Are Mine?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Mar 3, 11:50:33
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