well...

you have to put some sperm inside the egg, you could use an old biro and blow it in or go to a life-science place (maybe near Cambridge or Frome) and get a bit of g-nome, some cells and dna and mix it together with a pipette and a petri dish, then put it under the cloche or under a hotlamp in your airing cupboard with the weed.

Then you might get a baby or even a mouse

Posted By: malkybarkid on March 2nd 2006 at 13:12:20

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