Giant Mother Of the Fuckers Spider in my living room last night

Did I get it? No.

I went to bed with it scrunched up against a wall in the corner of the room, having stared at it for about an hour waiting to make some kind of attempt at putting a giant bowl over it if it moved. It didn't move so I gave in.

Anyway, came down this morning and it's gone.

Question: Where the f**k is it hiding? Do those monstrous alien creatures actually leave the house or will it be hiding in the room somewhere?

If so, I will have to burn my house down.

Posted By: Charles21 on August 28th 2018 at 13:17:54

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Giant Mother Of the Fuckers Spider in my living room last night (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 28, 13:17:54
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Aug 28, 14:20:49
- Looking for a mate... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 28, 13:46:37
- It’s watching you sleep, weighing up its opportune moment (General Chat) - Mickdundee, Aug 28, 13:45:46
- Had tow in my bathroom within 12 hours over the weekend. What with them and the mice... (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Aug 28, 13:27:59
- it will be hiding (General Chat) - CWC, Aug 28, 13:27:09
  - Yep. Spiders should be worshipped (General Chat) - CauldRon, Aug 28, 13:31:22
- It will have laid..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Aug 28, 13:23:30
- Probably made its way in to your inner ear over night (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Aug 28, 13:20:23
  - Too big (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 28, 13:23:42
    - You might have swallowed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 28, 13:25:14

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