Early morning Joke.

>"Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy.
>
>The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
>
>"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ?
>Or,
>if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ? Or if I
>asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish ? Or, if I
>asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya, ay?
>Would Ya?"
>
>The assistant says, "Well no".
>
>"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was
>American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
>
>"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
>
>So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did
>you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
>
>The Assistant replies,

>
>"Because you're in Homebase."

..or Humbase

Posted By: Snakey on February 22nd 2006 at 09:26:27

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