Like it!

I still maintain that the funniest thing I have ever seen, away from Bill Hicks, is Spike Milligan on Room 101.

"So Spike, why do you hate Portsmouth?"
"Well, I appeared on the stage there three times, and every time I died a bloody death!"
"Why was that?"
"Well, I wasn't very good."

"The inventor of Muzak committed suicide and I sent his wife a congratulatory telegram."

"Why do you hate this house?"
"... because I own it. That's why I hate it."
"You bought a house that you hate?"
"Well it was the right price."

And - on Chris Evans ...

"The best I can wish him is an early death."

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on February 20th 2006 at 16:23:29

Message Thread

"We just want to see Bush beheaded and his head kicked down the road like a soccer ball". (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:06:43
- What's this? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 20, 16:18:43
  - I read on ... Hicks, of course (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 20, 16:20:08
  - Haha, if only! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:19:49
    - Off which record? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 20, 16:22:20
      - 'Arizona Bay'. I think it's on the 'Live in Brighton' edition too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:24:17
        
        Ah, OK. Think I have that in MP3 form (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 20, 16:25:50
- ... that fucking cracker's balls deep in that whore every night ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 16:09:41
  - Next time I come it's going to be like a wax dart shooting out of my dick. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:12:21
    - "I wipe entire civilisations out of my belly button every night" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 20, 16:13:13
      - I think every flag should be replaced with pictures of people's parents fucking. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:14:23
        
        Who is dis then? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 16:20:06
        
        Like it! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:23:29
        
        Last one is a belter. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 20, 16:26:47
        
        Especially as Merton follows it with "Is that th.e best you can wish him?" ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:28:51
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 16:32:46
        
        Especially as Merton follows it with "Is that the best you can wish him?" ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:28:47
        
        ... gather people round that flag ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 16:18:12
        
        Have either you or AB got a copy of Arizona Bay you can mail over ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 20, 16:17:49
        
        I can burn you a hard copy of Arizona Bay if you email me your address again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:24:49
        
        OKeley dokely. Ta muchly... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 20, 16:26:59
        
        Oh yepski. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 16:18:37
        
        Ooops, sorry, I haven't. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 16:20:56
        
        Send it to me please. Left mine at my sister's. What a waste. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 20, 16:20:51
        
        Ooh ooh Relentless would be good. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 20, 16:23:18
        
        Rightho - on it's way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 16:24:11
        
        Would do, but, sorry, see above. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 20, 16:21:47
        
        Snotmail is me at there dot com. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 20, 16:20:36
        
        wot you reading for mister? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 20, 16:16:40
- What band wrote that?!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark_Knopfler, Feb 20, 16:07:15
  - Rofl !!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 20, 16:08:26
  - It's not a band, it's a comedian. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 20, 16:08:17
    - thanks for clearing that one up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark_Knopfler, Feb 20, 16:09:38

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