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Alan goes back to the house where Sonja is talking to the builders, holding two cushions with her and Alan's face printed on:
Sonja: You just take normal photograph into Snappy Snaps. And he put photo on cushion! This cushion is called scatter cushion. It’s brilliant. I call it the scatter love cushion. Because it represents my love for Alan.
Carl: You can sit on his face!
Sonja: What do you mean?
Carl: Sit on Alan’s face. You know, it’s a joke.
Sonja: It’s a very filthy joke [Attacking the builders with the cushions] An Alan is hitting you! And I’m hitting you!
Alan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That’s English for stop a horse!
Sonja: He is being very disgusting.
Alan: What did he say?
Sonja: He say I sit on your face.
Alan to builders: Have you been spying on us?
Carl: No!
Alan: Sonja, I’ll handle this. Go and sit in the static home.
Alan to builders: Sorry about that.
Posted By: Under soil heating on July 7th 2017 at 10:16:48
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- Does she put face on scatter cushion to show her love? (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Jul 7, 09:58:46
- I don't understand this post but suspect it may be rude (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 09:59:26
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- Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 7, 09:51:59
- He stuck his wallet in his sporran again dittee. ..😀 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 7, 09:43:43
- Does she put face on scatter cushion to show her love? (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Jul 7, 09:58:46
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