Was cycling home and some piss head stag do w**kers shouted "your chain's flat mate" to
which I went "not as flat as your mum's tits"
To which I then sped right down a street cos the traffic lights were turning red...............
Which lead to another right which lead to a cul de sac. So I had to hide in case they were still there. There was a Sainsburys on the corner of the traffic lights and I could hear people talking
I eventually made a pedal for it and turned left when I realised they were all hanging outside Sainsburys
Ended up cycling the long way home
I was probably more drunk than they were
Posted By: pants on May 14th 2017 at 00:20:03
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- Was cycling home and some piss head stag do wankers shouted "your chain's flat mate" to (General Chat) - pants, May 14, 00:20:03
- you do realise that (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 14, 09:23:50
- Pathetic (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, May 14, 07:55:47
- Amazing coincidence that you've seen his mum's tits, (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 14, 07:11:35
- York's a small town... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 14, 10:59:07
- almost like being an Internet warrior....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 14, 03:32:56
- Nice. Reckon you won that one, because unless they read wotb they won't know you did that (General Chat) - DH Yellow, May 14, 01:58:19
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