Is this a joke?

A traveller walks down a street when he sees a silver-haired man with another man, clapping. The traveller says, "Why have you got that clapping man with you?"

The silver-haired man says, "Well, it's a funny story. I was clearing out my office one day when I found a lamp. So I rubbed it and a genie came out and said 'I will grant you three wishes'".

"Oh, right", said the traveller. "What was your first wish?"

"I wished I had seven beautiful women from the seven continents, one for each day of the week", replied the silver-haired man.

"And did you get them?"

"Yes, and it was fantastic".

"OK", said the traveller, "what was your second wish?"

The silver-haired man said "I wished I had a hundred million pounds to spend on whatever I liked".

"And did you get it?" asked the traveller.

"I did", said the silver-haired man, "and it was incredible".

"I see", said the traveller. "What was your third wish".

"Oh", said the man. "I wished I could sign Andy Hughes".

"OK", said the traveller, "what was your third wish?"

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on February 7th 2006 at 12:51:36

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