If you bleed yellow and green you should see a doctor

> Can someone please explain to me how we got dicked 5-1...

We played a game of football less well than the opposition, who scored five goals whereas we only scored one.

All season our defence has looked dodgy no matter who we've been playing. Specifically we are badly organised, we can't mark, can't deal with crosses or balls in behind, and end up the wrong side of the striker too often. Also we can't defend set pieces. Other than that, though, it's fine.

> ...and drew and drew again...

Instead of training the club shrink has the team doing mindfulness classes which involve doodling whatever designs spring to mind at the time.

> ...and how Alex Neil got sacked

His employer terminated his contract due to indifferent performance. Some of us have been calling for this for a very long time. They did it on the eve of a game, not straight after the last game, which is very professional as it gives maximum time for the standin to set things up how he wants.

Don't teach your students the word "standin". It's not really a word.

> ...and who the f**k will replace him?

I hear Eddie the Eagle is looking for a new challenge

Posted By: Old Man on March 12th 2017 at 10:51:39


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