The Legend of Timber Joey
"Timber Joey continues Timber Jim's trademark of cutting a round from a large log with a chainsaw every time the Portland Timbers score a goal. This round is presented to the goal-scoring player after the game. If the team achieves a shutout ("clean sheet"), the goalkeeper also receives a round.
Timber Joey has his own custom jersey with Portland-based outdoor tool manufacturer Leatherman as the shirt sponsor."
What would we (Norwich) have as our totemic, interactive mascot?
Some lad trying to sell you s**t from a little market stall behind the goal, once CamJam scuffs on in?
A girl, hair scrapped back tight and eyebrows drawn on, wearing a headset and miming selling insurance when Howson bloots on in from downtown?
A f**king bearded hipster putting the lid on his flat ethical wetsteamed soy latte, then wheelieing off on his vintage fixie?
Forza Timber Joey
Posted By: MIKEWALKER on March 2nd 2017 at 12:41:20
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- The Legend of Timber Joey (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 2, 12:41:20
- A guy in a fat suit wringing the neck of a debeaked chicken (Other Football) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 2, 12:49:20
- YES! (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 2, 13:12:59
- A guy in a fat suit wringing the neck of a debeaked chicken (Other Football) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 2, 12:49:20
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