Souness Goes to Norwich: The Full Story
SOUNESS: Right, I'm in charge, you bunch of girls, and if anyone doesn't like my signings, my tactics, my training methods or my complete inability to man-manage even the simplest of simpletons you can f**k off out the door right now.
SAFRI: I'm injured.
SHACKELL: Me too.
DOHERTY: Hamstring.
SAFRI: May I respectfully suggest that instead of sprinting on our first day of pre-season training, and being rushed back into the team when we're obviously not fit, we try-
SOUNESS: (Throws tea, scolding several players) OUT! Get out! (Safri leaves, shaking his head and muttering under his breath). Anyone want to follow him? Anyone? (Looks at Rossi Jarvis). Don't look at me like that! Out! (Rossi leaves). Anyone else? ANYONE ELSE?
EARNSHAW: You're a c**t. (Leaves).
FLEMING: You're a c**t. (Leaves).
HUCKERBY: I would also like to compare you to the female reproductive organ in an aggressive manner. (Leaves).
SOUNESS: Right. That's the dressing room problem sorted. The rest of you stay here respecting my obvious managerial brilliance while I replace them. (Gets out phone).
Yes, I'd like to sign Kevin Muscat, Dean Windass, Danny Tiatto, Andy Todd and Neil Ruddock please. Thanks, Neil.
CAVE-BROWN: I'm injured.
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on February 5th 2006 at 22:45:48
Message Thread
- heres something scary...what if we sack worthy...and get souness...nm (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Feb 5, 22:40:34
- Souness Goes to Norwich: The Full Story (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 5, 22:45:48
- HeeHee (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 5, 22:49:13
- Which one would face the media in every quarter proclaiming he's a very decent man? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 22:47:55
- Andy Hughes, I reckon. Typically, he'd be the only bugger who didn't get injured! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 5, 22:48:28
- Would he be the one thats englands golden boy and breaks every club record too? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 22:50:59
- Andy Hughes, I reckon. Typically, he'd be the only bugger who didn't get injured! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 5, 22:48:28
- Dennis Wiee (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 22:43:40
- Japan's finest (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 22:44:32
- too expensive (NCFC) - SCC 26, Feb 5, 22:42:28
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 22:43:06
- wasnt that u who suggested the cheltanham boss the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Feb 5, 22:55:36
- John Ward, yip (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 23:01:07
- Is that the John Ward who used to play for Lincoln in the 70s? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 5, 23:05:25
- not sure (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 23:06:14
- Ah, yes, it is - just seen gaz's link & knew he was manager of both Bristol clubs. (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 5, 23:16:02
- oh right (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 23:23:32
- Makes sense - I never met him, but by all accounts he was a good bloke (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 5, 23:28:23
- oh right (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 23:23:32
- wats he won or are u on a windup (NCFC) - otbc2006, Feb 5, 23:08:40
- noted for his youth levels and bringing players through (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 23:17:03
- Ah, yes, it is - just seen gaz's link & knew he was manager of both Bristol clubs. (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 5, 23:16:02
- not sure (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 23:06:14
- Is that the John Ward who used to play for Lincoln in the 70s? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 5, 23:05:25
- John Ward, yip (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 23:01:07
- wasnt that u who suggested the cheltanham boss the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Feb 5, 22:55:36
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 22:43:06
- Souness Goes to Norwich: The Full Story (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 5, 22:45:48
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