What I don't understand about cyclists

is why they don't put a pair of shorts on over their lycra to hide their bulging manhoods. I wear lycra tights (for the want of a better word) when it's cold to run in, but I put an old pair of shorts on top so as not to enforce anatomically accurate visions of my arse or my meat and two veg on anyone I amble slowly past. Seems fairly obvious to me.

Posted By: Old Man on January 29th 2017 at 10:40:04

Message Thread

Lovely old three points again (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 09:55:21
- Deemed as 3 points (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Jan 29, 10:40:01
- 19 point discrepancy between home and away matches. (NCFC) - APB, Jan 29, 10:36:34
  - obvs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jan 29, 13:04:55
  - apart from Burnley (25 pts diff) (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jan 29, 10:50:36
    - In our league. Burnley aren't really relevant to us just yet. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jan 29, 11:37:40
- Time to MAKE NORWICH GREAT AGAIN. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris, Jan 29, 10:32:56
- Lovely morning too, intut. (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 10:08:19
  - whats a mamil huge? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 29, 10:24:49
    - Cyclists, basically. (NCFC) - Huge Small, Jan 29, 10:38:09
      - What I don't understand about cyclists (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 29, 10:40:04
        
        loose shorts would ballon up like a sail and act as a brake (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 29, 12:35:06
        
        At the pro level I can see the balloon/braking point (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 29, 13:10:46
        
        yeah I do too, not nice for other runners to follow me up the hill ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 29, 11:00:26
- Not really. (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 29, 10:04:26
  - I did wonder for a couple of seconds if you were being serious Bwod, only a couple mind. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 29, 10:24:04
  - That's a little harsh .. by the same logic we should have scored 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Gob on a Stick, Jan 29, 10:10:31
    - (Sorry, I was just mucking about. There have been some really negative comments,despite (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 29, 10:17:00
      - My bad ... end of dry January! (n/m) (NCFC) - Gob on a Stick, Jan 29, 10:32:54
      - Wrath seems to have had an irony bypass today! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:18:31
        
        Thank goodness for Old Git is what I say and thank goodness (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 29, 10:29:27
        
        The railings by Maidenhead Station are a bit irony (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 29, 10:31:32
  - Thanks for the reality check BWOD (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:10:01
  - Hardly like we stole the win from wolves ... (NCFC) - loz, Jan 29, 10:06:34
    - That's weird! I'm sure I read on here that we did (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jan 29, 10:08:19
    - Ha ha (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:07:58
- funny how we seem at opposite ends of the spectrum with attacking and defending. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Jan 29, 10:00:51
  - We are the Norfolk Keegans (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:02:13
    - See that, Clive, that was Donald Trump handling in the area (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 29, 10:02:49
- Points on the road next! (n/m) (NCFC) - Gob on a Stick, Jan 29, 09:57:13
  - Thing is, we really do need points on the road (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Jan 29, 10:08:31
  - ...now that's just crazy talk... (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 29, 09:59:59
    - As Head of Gin, surely you should applaud hitting the bottle so early in the morning? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 29, 10:01:12
      - Fair point, well made (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 29, 10:01:52

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