This little fella joins the lazaratian Monks order and takes a vow of silence.
However, he's promised by the head Monk that he can speak two words per year.
After the first year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
He replies ... "More Blankets"
After his second year the head Monk asks him again his two words for the year.
He replies ... "More Food"
After the third year the head Monk asks him his two words for the year.
He replies ... "I'm Leaving"
The Head Monk says ... "Thank God...you've done nothing but moan since you got here!"
Posted By: pants on January 15th 2017 at 23:34:04
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- This little fella joins the lazaratian Monks order and takes a vow of silence. (General Chat) - pants, Jan 15, 23:34:04
- Ha ha. Shift in tone from your usual, new joke book? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Jan 15, 23:36:38
- someone told me in the local yesty (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 15, 23:37:58
- did you tell them it was pants? (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 15, 23:45:10
- Nope. I got another. A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly. (General Chat) - pants, Jan 15, 23:50:15
- did you tell them it was pants? (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jan 15, 23:45:10
- someone told me in the local yesty (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 15, 23:37:58
- Ha ha. Shift in tone from your usual, new joke book? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Jan 15, 23:36:38
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