I've never thought about that

I guess you can predict what's going to arrive based on external factors. For example:

- snow/ice: lots of compound bone fractures

- Piers Morgan or Katie Hopkins open their mouth: recurrent uncontrollable reflux, risk of Barrett's oesophagus and adenocarcinoma

- Wes dribbles from just outside the circle and scores: lots of wrist strains, trapped ulnar nerves, uncontrollable priapism and penile fractures

- Canary Call: bruising of or over the squama frontalis, desensitisation of the trigeminal nerve from repeated impact of a palm or table

What other external incidents can help you predict what's likely to arrive on the slab?

Posted By: Old Man on January 13th 2017 at 12:48:28

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Snow moaning is a bore BUT my trauma list tomorrow will be bone smashtastic (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 13, 12:34:51
- I've never thought about that (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 13, 12:48:28
  - Somewhat upsetting fact is increased incidence of MI within 24 hrs (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 13, 12:53:53
    - The former doesn't surprise me. The latter makes me genuinely sad, though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Jan 13, 12:55:18
  - Alex Neil press statements. (General Chat) - APB, Jan 13, 12:52:30
  - Haha.....very good old boy (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 13, 12:51:53
- Hi Andy. #colles# (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Jan 13, 12:42:06
  - And my personal fave #NOF (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jan 13, 12:51:19

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