Alex Neil jokes from the works do crackers

Q: How many Alex Neil's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't change the lightbulb, he simply goes and buys a new house.

Q: Why did Alex Neil cross the road?
A: He didn't, he simply kept walking on one side and expected, in time, they'd open a branch of the shop he wanted to visit on his side.

Alex Neil walks into a bar and asks for a pint in 25 shot glasses, a bottle of wine in four half pint glasses, two shots of vodka in a bag of crisps and another pint in 25 shot glasses and the barman says "behave you absolute w**ker" and throws him into the cellar.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on December 19th 2016 at 11:13:09


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