we've got some blow-up canaries already prepared, there are two types:

1. With a ferny bib on it's tummy and when you squeeze it it sings "Spill my cuttlefish, I'll never spill my cuttlefish, oh the ferny, the ferny, tweet tweet"

2. With a sprig of fern over it's genitals and when you touch its beak, the fern lifts up and a loud voice shouts "Come on ferny, come on ferny"

Posted By: malkybarkid on February 1st 2006 at 13:24:40

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Ferny (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:07:34
- Milk cartons and a variation on the benny hill classic!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - fastest_milkman, Feb 1, 13:21:22
- Why not Bernie. We could all wear Bernard Cribbins style false beards. (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 13:14:52
  - yeah, or those magic 'floating' blindfolds he used to wear (in the olden days)... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 13:16:56
    - I got a free Winny the Pooh cd in the Sunday papers and it's (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:20:11
      - ok (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 13:25:34
  - Well Barclay block E could do Bernie, Snakepit could do Ferny (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:15:51
    - ...... (NCFC) - Toilet Duck, Feb 1, 13:16:49
  - Well Barclay block E could do Bernie, Snakepit could do Ferny (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:15:50
- Why not Tiger Feet ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 1, 13:11:29
- yep - me and Nigel Gurgingon are setting up a 'little fern' stall just along from the crap (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 13:10:24
  - Dorian Gray is already in on the trick (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:13:05
    - as were the manufacturers of the Northampton shoe - in fact if you bought two you could (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 13:14:59
      - I always were the Colmans big hand to the match, maybe I could skewer the thumb (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:18:40
        
        we've got some blow-up canaries already prepared, there are two types: (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 13:24:40
        
        I can picture it in my mind's eye now. The glory. Ferny for a brace (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:30:24
        
        New Kate Bush single (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 1, 13:36:37
        
        That's a helluva song, with a human beatbox backup it may even chart (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:41:03
        
        Good effort. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 13:38:26
- yeah, I reckon most of us had been thinking about it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 1, 13:09:39
  - AB, I think if mick were to ask TH *the* question... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 1, 13:12:10
  - With Earnie in the side I don't think we will look so toothless. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 1, 13:10:48
  - Bring it on, as long as we don't desecrate heathland and buy the fern from a garden centre (NCFC) - mickfoot, Feb 1, 13:10:46

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