Fuck it. I'll do it.

Right, c**t, you're over there, you and your c**t friend over here, get the f**king ball in the goal and don't let them f**king score, or I'll be clip clippety clopping on your ballsack all f**king night. Now f**k off out there and don't come back until we've won.

That's my team talk sorted. Just need a nutrition plan and we're good to go. For me, of course, the players will already have one. I was thinking epoisses.

Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs on September 26th 2016 at 22:18:06

Message Thread

So. Next England manager then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 22:01:33
- Damian Hilton (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 27, 08:19:34
- Matthew Gibson with Larry Hagman and SCC as assistants. (n/m) (Other Football) - Bristol Graham, Sep 26, 23:55:32
- Selwyns (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, Sep 26, 23:24:25
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, Sep 26, 23:24:13
- I honestly don't think there's anyone left who could do it. Cherie Lunghi perhaps? (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Sep 26, 23:12:22
  - When Capello 'failed', it showed how fucked up the job is (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 26, 23:21:44
- Thora hird (n/m) (Other Football) - yellowman, Sep 26, 23:00:51
- Klopp (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 26, 22:39:45
  - That would be great (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 26, 23:05:44
- 'Arry (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 26, 22:36:34
- Mary Berry. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 26, 22:34:13
  - Mel and sue as assistants (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 26, 22:37:35
- FA won't have the bollocks to do anything (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, Sep 26, 22:24:19
  - Can't ignore him advising loopholes in their own rules (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 22:30:11
    - Did he get as far as doing so? (Other Football) - CWC, Sep 26, 22:36:30
      - "£3m gets you an awfully good legal team" (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 26, 22:39:02
        
        perhaps he can avail hmself of the Grobbelaar defence (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 26, 22:56:20
        
        That's how much Robert Huth cost Leicester! A bargain. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 26, 22:43:28
    - They'll issue some statement or another I bet, saying they've explained (Other Football) - Azteca, Sep 26, 22:34:20
- Big Slolam (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 26, 22:21:11
- Fuck it. I'll do it. (Other Football) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Sep 26, 22:18:06
- Cometh the man, cometh the hour #GlennRoederforEngland (n/m) (Other Football) - Glenn Breadstick, Sep 26, 22:08:00
- 😂😂😂😂 who'd a thought he was dodgy? I mean seriously? 😂😂😂 (n/m) (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Sep 26, 22:03:45
  - He's a sort of Don Revie for the selfie generation. (n/m) (Other Football) - bird table, Sep 26, 22:37:52
  - I thought it might take a bit longer than this though! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 22:04:58
- Someone from abroad, these hum gruns aren't working out. :) (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 26, 22:02:19
  - No, remember Sven? I hear Alan Curbishley is available (n/m) (Other Football) - Glenn Breadstick, Sep 26, 22:08:59
  - Ranieri for me. Good timing now he can see last year was a one off. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 22:04:10
    - Very likable chap too. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 26, 22:04:54
  - Norwich have got a good manager I here (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 26, 22:03:58
    - Shocking grammar from the Gitster. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 22:05:41
      - Ha ha (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 26, 22:17:56
        
        Best Bitburg was that when I typed that autocorrect changed (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 22:28:36
        
        Bitburg. That's another thing. It's trying to mix languages now which is fucking me right (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 22:29:27
        
        Bent up man (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 26, 22:39:47
        
        FFS (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 26, 22:18:17
    - Have they? Where are they in the league though? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 26, 22:04:20

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