Go outside. Look on the floor. See that dark brown/blackish stuff?
Its called soil. Get involved with it. Investigate it thoroughly with your fingers. Dig a little hole, go on, get right in there.
When your hands are filthy, come in and wash them, in a sink, using a standard domestic soap. Trust me, you won't have any beef after this most simple of processes.
Source: been getting oil and/or paint off my hands without making the sink look like a Jackson Pollock dirty protest.
Nuclear option: tip a load of the cheapest, nastiest non-bio washing powder on your hands (Daz is best imho) and scrub your hands. Works everytime.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER on September 21st 2016 at 09:12:45
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