grenades instead of tennis balls
Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on August 19th 2016 at 09:27:19
Message Thread
- Ways to make some Olympic sports more interesting: (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:04:07
- Draws to be decided by a wanking competition. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Aug 19, 11:25:02
- I thought they were ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 13:11:22
- Get rid of everything except athletics. And women's beach volleyball obviously (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 11:05:38
- Weight categories in the diving, starting at 80kg. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, Aug 19, 10:45:18
- Doping might be an issue. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 11:04:05
- Unsold seats in stadiums to be filled with chickens. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:52:58
- You're prolific APB! (Other Sports) - Yarf, Aug 19, 09:58:44
- "Devil take the hindmost" in many events. An actual devil. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:31:03
- grenades instead of tennis balls (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 09:27:19
- The walking competitors awarded points for campest style (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:23:23
- should be fair game to hold up Americans at gunpoint in the midst of any event (n/m) (Other Sports) - mr carra, Aug 19, 09:18:21
- Prizes for the most inventive excuse to the media? (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:19:35
- Richard O'Brien, fake leopard print coat, harmonica, mumsy, lock-ins (n/m) (Other Sports) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 19, 09:17:57
- I was woken from a very similar dream last night by a large flock of honking geese. (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:22:16
- the Nihilists from Big Leboswki attack competitors to test their concentration skills (n/m) (Other Sports) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 19, 09:16:54
- Participation in random events to be like jury service - random selection. (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:13:58
- In fencing, they should have large pink balloons attached atop their heads (Other Sports) - bird table, Aug 19, 09:12:18
- The ballon could have a small bird in it, squawking a message of hate. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:15:15
- Yes. Right - Dear Mr Bach... (n/m) (Other Sports) - bird table, Aug 19, 09:16:49
- The ballon could have a small bird in it, squawking a message of hate. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:15:15
- Hurdlers required to run around a stick with their head on it 10 times before starting. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pit, Aug 19, 09:12:02
- Or long jump, see if they land in the pit or not. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:16:21
- that's a bit like the blind long jump in the paralympics (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 09:30:43
- dont they get a helper ? sprinters do get someone guiding them ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pit, Aug 19, 09:33:21
- not quite, the bloke in the video is following the sound of his coach but (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 09:40:53
- yep. amazing senses and timing. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pit, Aug 19, 11:22:56
- not quite, the bloke in the video is following the sound of his coach but (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 09:40:53
- Guilty lol. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:32:02
- dont they get a helper ? sprinters do get someone guiding them ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pit, Aug 19, 09:33:21
- that's a bit like the blind long jump in the paralympics (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 09:30:43
- Or long jump, see if they land in the pit or not. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:16:21
- Open water swimming to be undertaken in heavily polluted water (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:11:34
- I can't have been the only one looking for floaters in that event? (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:33:46
- Laxatives administered to all marathon runners pre-event (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:09:33
- Equestrian events to be done on wild horses, with an Osmonds soundtrack (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:07:33
- Wrestling to be more homo-erotic - oil, thongs etc (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:06:01
- And different "holds" permitted, eg. "The shocker" (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:06:40
- Diving pool to have large fish in it (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:05:05
- and a lion obviously, in proper Lance Murdoch style (n/m) (Other Sports) - mr carra, Aug 19, 09:16:33
- Wouldn't the lion drown? (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:20:25
- Sea lion. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, Aug 19, 09:35:18
- well it would have a big f*** off snorkel (n/m) (Other Sports) - mr carra, Aug 19, 09:23:53
- Fair enough. I can't think a drowned lion floating in the pool would send a positive image (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:37:06
- tbf I'm checking your other suggestions in vain for positive images... (Other Sports) - mr carra, Aug 19, 09:54:13
- Fair enough. I can't think a drowned lion floating in the pool would send a positive image (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:37:06
- Wouldn't the lion drown? (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:20:25
- and a lion obviously, in proper Lance Murdoch style (n/m) (Other Sports) - mr carra, Aug 19, 09:16:33
- Pommel horse = actual horse (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 19, 09:04:26
- Cruel (n/m) (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 19, 11:59:43
- Draws to be decided by a wanking competition. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Aug 19, 11:25:02
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