its not being used this season because of the TSF's NCFC cash crisis revelation,

Instead they're going to get some plastic buckets from the 99p store. You know the ones with a longer, more oval base, not the traditional round base ones. Urine from the drug testing will be reused to fill up the buckets as water is at a premium. We just can't afford it.

Then each player who gets an ankle or foot injury will have to bring in a tray and a half of ice from their freezer at home to put in the bucket of piss. Then they will soak their ailing limbs in the bucket for 15mins. If they have got an injury that can't be immersed in the old piss bucket then they will have to put a plaster on, have a teaspoon of cement and harden the f**k up.

It's better than nothing though and it's far more economical than a hydropool with babes and dolphins and that in it.

Posted By: I Am Hoot on May 17th 2016 at 23:26:57

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Do we still get our state of the art pool this summer, even tho we got relagated? (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, May 17, 21:54:09
- its not being used this season because of the TSF's NCFC cash crisis revelation, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, May 17, 23:26:57
- Yes it was built. (NCFC) - conkers, May 17, 22:08:38
  - so it was the pool *or* new players? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 17, 23:10:10

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