FAO AB: can't think who this refers to...

Which be-tracksuited, Marathon-running, cigar-chomping coffin-coaxer might have switched from making kids' dreams come true to... er, you fill in your own punchline there?

When asked recently what he thought about computers and the Internet, he replied: "Never use them. That's how Gary got caught."

How's about that, then? :(

Sadly, the story went on to talk about a young-boy island in India, which was all seedy and fabulously gossip-worthy, but mentioned HM's favourite chef in the whole world, which upset me so greatly I refuse to believe it as I sit there, tear-stained, mulling over his gorgeous books :*(

Posted By: Empty my bins on January 27th 2006 at 14:04:48

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