From Holy Moly: I went to the zoo etc...
...further to our recent story about Vaughn Arnell going at Geri's minge like a plumber at a blocked sink, a mole writes in to add a little 'colour' to the tale.
"Firstly, Geri turned up on Arnell's doorstep, stationed a minder at the gate, and rang the doorbell clad in nothing but a fur coat. When Arnell let her in (the way he tells it, he made her stand near starkers in the cold for a good long while 'cajoling' him into it), they finally got down to it on his sofa. As he was plugging away, he became aware of a rather unpleasant wet and cold sensation somewhere around the region of his arsehole. He ignored it for a bit, but eventually turned around to check what she was doing. Turns out it wasn't Geri thoughtfully applying lube before slipping in a finger. It was Harry the Shitzu (oh, the irony) burrowing away with his nose in Arnell's arse.
The congress came to an unfortunate and premature end when he (understandably) flung the dog across the room in disgust, and she stormed out."
Posted By: Fierce Panda on January 27th 2006 at 13:33:53
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