Real Man's Official Player Ratings

Ruddy ? shaven head, gorilla shoulders, cheeky pat on Defoe. MAN

Wisdom ? jabbed his foot in like a chick using the accelerator on a car she?s never driven before. GIRL

Bennett ? proper centre half thug. MAN

Bassong ? don?t f**king fanny about like you?re f**king Messi, put your f**king foot through it. And if the ref doesn?t give you a penno you?ve dived for don?t roll on the floor thrashing your arms and legs about like a toddler at the sweet counter in Lidl. BIG FAT EMBARRASSING PINNY-WEARING GIRL

Olsson. I volley like that in my wet dreams. MAN

GON ? get the bandage back on son, it made you look harder. Thanks for trying. MAN

Howson ? try some tackling next game, it doesn?t hurt. GIRL

Jarvo ? honest shift, proper pro. MAN

Brady ? not surprised you gobbed off at that clueless f**king skinhead, I like your style. MAN

Naismith ? stop falling to the f**king floor every f**king time anyone touches you you big FANNY. It?s still a f**king contact sport. Stand strong and man the f**k up and better still f**k off back to Everton. And get a rug, your bonce is a f**king disaster. PATHETIC WIBBLY WOBBLY MOANING POUTING SULKING BALDY GIRL

Mbok ? leap like a f**king salmon, unit, looks like the Predator, keeps trying. MAN

Posted By: Real Man on April 18th 2016 at 10:07:01

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Real Man's Official Player Ratings (NCFC) - Real Man, Apr 18, 10:07:01
- Ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 18, 13:58:55
- SJ Howson is from Yorkshire. (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 18, 12:15:29
- Good (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 18, 12:14:35
- Arf (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 10:59:46
- Can always rely on Real Man to raise a smile (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 18, 10:22:21
- Chick!? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 10:09:06
  - Brooke (NCFC) - Tilly, Apr 18, 10:15:20
    - Doe (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 18, 10:18:41
    - This has gone beyond parody now, it's becoming a meme. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 18, 10:16:38
      - It's making me wet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 10:29:16
        
        Who is he and what's his beef with you? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 18, 10:33:24
        
        She is Real Mans bird. (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 18, 12:14:44
        
        Fuck knows. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 18, 10:49:29
        
        Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 18, 11:03:54
- Good (n/m) (NCFC) - Bungle, Apr 18, 10:08:13

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