The scene in the West Ham medical department

Pardew: "Which one of you f**king goons was supposed to check his groin?"

Bob: "Groin? That's not me, boss, I do achilles and hammies. Groin is Jim"

Jim: "Fucking is NOT!! I do eyes and reflexes now, haven't done a groin for YEARS! Groins are Colin"

Colin: "I was off sick Monday, remember?"

Pardew: "So NO-ONE checked his f**king groin at the f**king medical, is that right?"

* sheepish silence while everyone looks at floor *

Posted By: Old Git on January 26th 2006 at 14:48:05


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