Oh, and don't place big kitchen knives upside down in the cutlery thingy

Because when you stumble over and fall onto it, the knife apparently sticks right into your brain through your eye. At least it did to one unfortunate owners child.

Posted By: Tomblander on January 24th 2006 at 15:12:43

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anyone know how to use a dishwasher (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:02:18
- This is a Norwich board... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 24, 15:36:10
  - i was just about to post that at the top (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:37:02
    - not spooky (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:39:00
      - what then (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:39:48
        
        coincedence (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:40:07
- For added excitement you might want to watch the kettle boil numerous times (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:20:01
  - Boli it with vinegar in to get rid of any limescale! Nearly as good as C(il)lit Bang but (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 24, 15:34:04
    - Cillit Bang!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:34:37
  - i don't use a kettle (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:25:29
- which model have you got? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 24, 15:15:00
  - This one I expect (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 24, 15:34:53
    - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 24, 15:36:40
  - bosch classixx slimline (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:17:33
    - Slimline? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 24, 15:19:35
      - no (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:24:24
        
        Ours is a Bosch slimline one too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 15:29:45
        
        agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:31:33
        
        fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:31:57
        
        I will not (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:32:29
        
        fuck you (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:30:58
        
        You're such a twat... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 15:34:29
        
        Has Dishwasher manual lost his job? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:35:28
        
        Eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 15:44:46
        
        Manuel (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:48:15
        
        Basil Fawlty (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 24, 15:50:28
        
        lol (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:35:06
        
        Never Mikey... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 15:44:32
        
        aye (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:46:40
        
        You also sound about 50 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:32:02
        
        but look 12 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:32:43
        
        With a massive nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 24, 15:34:38
        
        and cock (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:36:30
        
        and imagination (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 24, 15:39:49
        
        yes, you are a cock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:39:22
        
        recognised (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:40:02
        
        foot (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:34:10
- Yeah, don't go on about your stupid dishwasher on here (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:14:17
  - fuck (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:15:56
    - I will not (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 15:18:59
  - good call (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jan 24, 15:14:45
- You put stuff in, put a Finish Powerball 4 in and hit start... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 15:14:01
- do fill it with dishwasher salt and use once before using properly (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 24, 15:13:27
  - dont forget to empty the filter every now and then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 24, 15:17:22
- Oh, and don't place big kitchen knives upside down in the cutlery thingy (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 24, 15:12:43
- No good for paper plates (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 24, 15:07:22
- Dont ever do this. (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 24, 15:07:15
  - I have a real urge to try just that now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 24, 15:11:11
    - It's actually quite funny initially. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 24, 15:11:59
- tie her to the kitchen sink (n/m) (General Chat) - EYorksCanary, Jan 24, 15:06:22
- Moist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 24, 15:02:44
  - aroused (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 15:03:37
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Jan 24, 15:07:33

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