A quiet moment to reflect on the true meaning of Christmas
It was Christmas dinner, we were on the fourth course
I had finished the 3rd bottle of HP Sauce
My wife suddenly raged "It is no compliment
To cover this feast in your condiment!
A dash by potatoes I wouldn't harangue
But HP Sauce on Merangue?"
Yet I wasn't listening, I was in the pantry
Searching the shelves for a bottle of HP.
This was too much and my wife just burst
Jumped on the table where she cursed,
"You are no man and I'm about to throttle
A man sized brown sauce HP bottle!"
And for me that moment proved very tragic
Her wish was granted by Christmas magic
I looked in the mirror and there of course
Was a reflection of HP Sauce.
If there is a moral within these lines
Forgo HP and stick with Heinz!
Posted By: mickfoot on December 22nd 2015 at 09:30:04
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