Sex shop advice required

Going up the city in a minute to buy a ?5 secret satan-santa for some horrendous old bellwhiff in work. The guy is a massive letch and possible nonce. I toyed with the idea of 3x scratchcards wrapped around a tube of pringles but am warming to the idea of just getting a plastic willy and writing "IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES" down the shaft in biro. Maybe give it a little dip in the remains of the nutella jar.

But where is the best shop for rubber sexcocks. Been off my radar for years due to my new role as a Responsible City Father. IS there a sex shop somewhere near the birdcage? I'm not googling all this in work ffs.

Cheers pals.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on December 17th 2015 at 16:06:50


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