Nothing really works.
I mean, obviously, tell her sex, curry, red wine, more sex are critical. Trampolining. Can you combine them all in some way?
However, junior will come when junior is good and ready. First children are often late and only 4% of children are born on their due date. If there is an induction at some point that is very physically draining on the mother.
Our first ended up being quite a complicated delivery and in retrospect we were stupid to try to hurry her up (curry and lots of walking) - we should have taken the opportunity to get some rest as the actual birthing process takes a toll and the more energy you've got saved up for it the better.
Good luck mate. There are no words to describe the feeling of holding your child in your arms. Look after yourself and the other half until junior is ready to come out to play. I really, really remember how urgent we felt it was to kick things off so I know how you feel!
Posted By: Old Man on September 29th 2015 at 11:05:26
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