Halfords Till Bird.
She was quite pretty.
As I was paying for my goods I asked her if she fancied reving my little engine up and taking me for spin.
She asked if my gearstick was very big.
I said it was about average and quite hard to get into 4th.
She said she could help me guide it in.
I asked her if she had any fog lights.
Why she asked ?
I said that I would be coming from behind with my eyes half shut.
Then she hit me round the face with a Collins Manual (Ford Orion 1992-1996 including 1.6i) and told me to f**k off.
Its raining as well.
Posted By: Pit on August 26th 2015 at 15:40:21
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- Halfords Till Bird. (General Chat) - Pit, Aug 26, 15:40:21
- 40+ minutes passed, and no ones registered "Halfords Till Lady" (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 16:27:09
- Would have happened in the good old days eh pants ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Aug 26, 16:45:33
- LOLFROFLCOPTERS! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 26, 16:21:41
- Post of the day pal, tremendous improv skills. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 26, 16:06:03
- Saint Ricky would have sourced, paid for and fitted your fog lights. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 15:45:29
- And offered to work for Halfords for less than the minimum wage (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 26, 15:56:42
- Loved those stories on CanaryCall last night. RvW is turning into a cult hero. (General Chat) - Pit, Aug 26, 15:47:35
- Very good but must defer to MikeWalker for the definitive assessment (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Aug 26, 15:42:47
- Did you give her MIKEWALKER'S number though? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Aug 26, 15:41:16
- 40+ minutes passed, and no ones registered "Halfords Till Lady" (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 16:27:09
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