get one of those toy steering wheels with a big plunger on the end, lick it and stick it

to a female work colleague's arse and drive round the office behind her on a chair with wheels making car noises.

Other than that, no.

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 16th 2006 at 13:33:15

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Fuck i'm bored! Any motivational tips? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 13:31:56
- write "Die you mother" in satanic tipex writing on your boss's monitor and then get a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 16, 13:45:34
- Talk really quietly to everyone, then get angry when they can't hear you. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 13:40:24
- go round the office and thong spot (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jan 16, 13:38:44
- Play 'Bop It'.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 13:36:45
  - I may play Mmmm Bop instead (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 13:38:53
- see how many words can be anagramed from "peanut oil" (n/m) (General Chat) - CV_nomad, Jan 16, 13:36:12
- more workrate, persistency nowotmean (n/m) (General Chat) - CV_nomad, Jan 16, 13:34:49
- take the piss out Brom (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 16, 13:33:32
  - or correct grammar (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 13:34:51
    - Or I could speculate on Ashton's future! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 13:36:45
      - by reading his starsign? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 13:37:08
- get one of those toy steering wheels with a big plunger on the end, lick it and stick it (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 16, 13:33:15
  - Then put a bike pumt on her tits & tell her that her tyres have gone flat. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 16, 13:35:48
    - yeah, and, right, yea, then put your dispstick in her mary and say she needs some oil (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 16, 13:39:31
      - my dipstick wouldn't touch the bottom of the sump. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 16, 13:44:21
      - honestly! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 13:40:05
        
        dis-honestly! I wouldn't tell (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 13:40:34
    - pump (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 16, 13:36:02
  - Work on your paradigm shifts. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 13:35:38
  - potd, classic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 13:35:23
  - Good advice, then I could do a reach around on her front engine! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 13:35:03
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 16, 13:34:14
- have a wank (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jan 16, 13:32:36
  - Done that twice already! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 13:33:25
    - have a sharp twinge and a puff of feotid air then (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 16, 13:35:06

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