I was at school with Baffo Cranshaw

Hell of a nice guy, famous for getting caught by Matron pleasuring himself in the shower by sticking the bamboo handled loofah up his jacksie.

Joined 2 Para, got a gong at Goose Green but was cashiered after that embarrassing incident with the Regimental Goat and a green banana. Poor fella was so ashamed he disappeared and no-one heard of him for 20 years. Turned up a couple of years ago at a reunion, turned out he?d been living on a houseboat in Kerala surrounded by Cercopithecoidea and flogging magic mushrooms to the hippies.

Posted By: Old Git on July 1st 2015 at 13:21:43


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