On the Sunday of the Play-Off Final weekend me and Nigel G and EoM went back to our hotel

just outside Bristol - obviously straight to the bar where we met a man who:

1. Had left his car on a road and walked through hedges to get to the hotel.

2. Who grew milk on his farm in Jamaica.

3. Knew contract killers (and showed us photos of them)

4. Lived inside his head which, coincidentally, had a really big SMEG fridge in it.

EoM did a really loud and scary HAKA dance for him

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 12th 2006 at 12:52:00

Message Thread

My life is brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 12:41:36
- My fridge's door (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Jan 12, 12:45:08
  - Is it a SMEG? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 12, 12:45:40
    - I wrote SMEG on my fridge door. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 12:47:26
      - On the Sunday of the Play-Off Final weekend me and Nigel G and EoM went back to our hotel (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 12, 12:52:00
        
        It rounded the weekend off nicely. And he knew your name MBK (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 12, 12:55:14
        
        How many of those are actaully true? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 12:54:14
        
        I surmise none - the bloke was a total, bona fide spangleface (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 12, 12:56:28
        
        He was a Travel Lodge short of an industrial estate! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 12, 12:57:56
        
        he did get us another round though, after the staff had refused us after EoM's haka (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 12, 12:59:09
        
        Oh yeah. Then I ran off to bed scared! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 12, 13:00:10
        
        have they got his photo behind the bar? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 13:00:02
        
        For a bit then they sold it to Crimestoppers in Jamaica (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 12, 13:01:04
        
        i didnt think they took life so seeeriaaslly! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 13:02:37
        
        Most racially offensive advertising campaign so far this century? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 13:07:08
        
        I think the Carling Black Label hotel on is pretty bloody close to winning that (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 13:07:54
        
        I don't know that one. What is it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 13:16:05
        
        Especially seeing as they grow milk (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 12, 13:04:07
        
        and live on melons (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 13:09:08
        
        That must be uncomfortable (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 12, 13:15:23
        
        the melons are huge though - some are a mile in diameter (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 12, 13:17:35
        
        Those aren't melons, those are islands. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 12, 13:31:32
        
        Aint necessarily so - 5 words... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 12, 13:33:42
    - Nope, it's an in-joke... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Jan 12, 12:46:38
- lol! not what i was thinking (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 12:43:53
  - wrong place (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 12:45:20
- good for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 12, 12:42:22
  - lol! not what i was thinking (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 12:45:41
    - What so your life is not brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 12, 12:47:41
      - it's ok, too hectic... (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 12, 12:48:46

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