One of them wants an FA investigation because of the "obvious fix"

No I'm not kidding. That, "we're all f**king loaded" (and paying St John Ambulance 5p in the pound), reporting Norwich fans for "going on the pitch", and "once before any of our players were born we won something somewhere" sadly form a coherent adumbration of Utter Cuntery.

Somehow I'm reminded of the genius that was Peter Cook:

?You know, the day I met you, I thought you were a c**t. And every time we?ve met since I thought you were a c**t. And it can?t just be me, because everyone who?s ever met you thinks you are a c**t, and probably everyone who will ever meet you will think you?re a c**t. In fact, you?ve got to be the second-biggest c**t in the world.?
The second guy thinks about this for a while.
?So... the day you met me you thought I was a c**t??
?Yep.?
?And every day since you?ve thought I was a . . .?
?Right.?
?And everyone I?ve ever met thinks I?m a . . .?
?You got it.?
?And everyone I will ever meet will think I?m a . . .?
?Uh-huh.?
?So how comes?, he says, triumphantly, ?I?m only the second biggest c**t in the world??
?The first guy looks at him with total contempt. "Because you?re a c**t?, he says.

Posted By: Old Man on May 26th 2015 at 18:17:24

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