I will have a leather jacket and a Colman's shirt underneath

I will be extremely drunk. My hair is grey. I will wear a pink carnation. You will say "It is unusually clement, for the time of year". I will say "Carpet sales have been slow in the district of Bremerhaven". We will then roll our left trouser legs up and exchange the secret sign. After that you will yodel. Then, and only then, will I accept that you are One Of Us.

Posted By: Old Man on May 24th 2015 at 17:42:55


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