should we publish
A wrath guide to going to football for those that haven't been before?
Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote on May 20th 2015 at 19:44:40
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- should we publish (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 20, 19:44:40
- Double denim is a must and you should tie scarves around your wrist. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 20, 20:29:53
- that reminds me of that Desmond Morris book, "the Soccer Tribe" (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 20, 20:39:00
- Ask Boro fans what they had for lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, May 20, 20:28:27
- Ask the man wearing a hi viz jacket to go and get you a beer (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, May 20, 20:11:40
- Any groups in no colours but wearing Burberry is there to be intimidated and goaded (NCFC) - promethian1, May 20, 20:09:58
- Ask an usher to eject any person who refuses a polite to sit down (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, May 20, 20:07:59
- polite request (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, May 20, 20:08:22
- Cooking your own food between seats,is the sign of an experienced football fan (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, May 20, 20:01:18
- When someone scores the teams and fans swap ends. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, May 20, 20:00:10
- Cause merryment by wearing an ipswich shirt (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 19:59:36
- Order interval drinks as you would at the theatre to avoid queues (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 19:55:44
- Allways explain the offside law out loudly to the guy sitting next door (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, May 20, 19:54:50
- Always get your cock out when we score (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 19:54:21
- Sing a song such as "Here we go" with great gusto (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 20, 19:53:36
- A fun game is to go into the other team's pub and spill as many pints as you can in 30s. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 20, 19:52:52
- At half time you must swap seats with a Middlesbrough fan before the teams come out again (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 19:52:08
- It is customary to laugh in the face of opposing fans - especially near pubs (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, May 20, 19:51:07
- Be certain to ask for your half time steak pie to be prepared "medium rare" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 20, 19:47:49
- After the match enjoy the view from the centre of the pitch (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 20, 19:47:08
- Proper fans always seek out the half-and-half scarf sellers (NCFC) - Old Man, May 20, 19:46:36
- I did a quiz for cabbage on the way to Cardiff first question what colours do NCFC play in (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 19:46:14
- Good idea. "To gain maximum credibility, wear full kit replica: shorts, socks and boots" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, May 20, 19:45:57
- Bus guide (NCFC) - 1968canary, May 20, 19:45:41
- All will say is with the dandruff levels its like a fucking blizzard. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, May 20, 20:02:41
- Unwashed Parka, old tartan flask and an 80's radio held up to your ear! (n/m) (NCFC) - archroy, May 20, 20:01:20
- Night before boil as many vegtables as possible wearing your replica shirt (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 20, 19:47:22
- Double denim is a must and you should tie scarves around your wrist. (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 20, 20:29:53
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