In the Garden of Eden

God (spit!) came up to Adam one day and said "I notice you've been looking sad lately - yet here you are surrounded by my Magnificent Bounty. Not the coconut chocolate thing. Anyway - whassa madda you, why the sadda face?"

Adam said "It is true, I am surrounded by your munificence and generosity, but in the days when you are not here I am lonely"

God said "I will fashion you A Companion. She will be beautiful, talented, intelligent and witty. But I must have part of your body to make her from"

Adam said "What are you after?"

God said "I want an arm, a leg, an eye and an ear".

Adam said "Hmmmmmmm. What could I get for a rib?"

Posted By: Satan on January 9th 2006 at 19:23:20


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