Yes, luckier than I thought, although I did discover that

being bitten by most spiders is far less dangerous in the mornings since they often feed at night, thus diluting their venom.
It was like having a cigarette burn, two inches from my second favourite organ

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on November 18th 2014 at 19:57:35

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Just heard the most chilling of screams from my pregnant wife (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 18, 18:14:26
- Most people just serve a divorce petition (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 19:37:54
- Fuck that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 18:44:38
- "its bite is known to frequently result in severe systemic reactions, including death" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 18:32:38
  - "frequently" is incorrect. In less than 1% of cases I was told (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 18, 19:45:19
    - 3-4% according to a clinical study in Chile (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 19:52:56
      - Yes, luckier than I thought, although I did discover that (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 18, 19:57:35
        
        What's your favourite? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 20:00:29
        
        brain of course. I can't use my cock to do the cryptic (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 18, 20:07:14
  - That's definitely a systemic reaction (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 19:38:48
  - that's one of the little bastards that bit me (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 18, 19:35:25
    - The serious bites form a necrotising ulcer that destroys soft tissue and may take months, (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 18, 19:44:04
      - fantastic thanks! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 18, 19:47:56
- Nice (General Chat) - CauldRon, Nov 18, 18:25:43
  - 'Garden spider' (General Chat) - CauldRon, Nov 18, 18:27:54

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