He could always come down the Newmarket road (A11) in the Bus lane on his horse and cart

park it in Chapplefields before getting some essentials in Poundland, MUgger coffee on the market, nice wander up London Street, a pint in the Bell before trotting home?

Posted By: strap_on sally on November 18th 2014 at 11:42:19

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Johnny Depp buys Norwich bath tub... (General Chat) - bird table, Nov 18, 09:31:11
- The comments! The comments! (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 11:37:54
  - Nanny! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 11:43:16
    - What is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 11:43:54
      - Nanny! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 11:46:40
        
        Which one? (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 11:53:20
        
        Aha. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 11:55:22
- I like this story (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 10:28:45
  - Is it really on the front page though? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 10:32:46
    - Front page, pages 5, 6, 7 and a special pull-out souvenir section as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 18, 10:43:23
      - "Have you bought an old bath? Tell us YOUR story" (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 10:45:54
    - Haha, don't know (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 10:34:20
      - Almost certainly. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 10:37:00
- That will be on Look East tonight then (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 18, 10:16:03
- I can see Depp residing in a modest pile in the approximate environs of the Triangle d'Or. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 09:43:18
  - Mount Pleasant. *taps nose* (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 11:42:23
    - ^^^ APB knows. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 11:46:56
  - He'd be looking at a 5-bed detached in Cringlefords or Trowse (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 18, 11:00:25
    - A vigourous urbanite like Depp? No way Jose. If he's not within ambling distance (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 11:19:17
      - The 25 terminates at UEA now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 11:59:04
        
        Well that's Depp fucked then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 12:03:55
        
        He could get a 26 instead. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 12:08:39
        
        He'd not go for that. Not in a month of Sundays. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 12:09:47
      - He could always come down the Newmarket road (A11) in the Bus lane on his horse and cart (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 18, 11:42:19
        
        Can you be done for riding a horse drunk? (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 12:06:10
        
        Pervert. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 12:09:20
        
        Nice. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 12:11:05
        
        Ride the first horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 12:11:33
        
        A cock horse? To Banbury cross? (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 12:14:06
        
        I've been to Banbury. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 12:15:17
        
        Enough of this. I've work to do. (General Chat) - APB, Nov 18, 12:18:08
        
        Ta, Bubz. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 12:33:45
      - VMT. Trowse is far too 'Stepford'. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Nov 18, 11:33:26
  - I can't (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 10:22:40
    - He's too much of a dick for the Eaton as well. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 10:31:17
      - Masybe he'll buy the York and re-open it as a (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 18, 10:32:47
        
        Good idea! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 18, 10:33:49
    - Mrs Depp texted him to say "get a brioche on the way home me duck". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 10:30:36
- Quack (Johnny Depp's bath duck) (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Nov 18, 09:36:46

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