hyperbolus journalisticus - the dramatic elevation of the mundane to sell newspapers
Local OAP Jeremy Fiddlethwick (83) sensationally used an electronic device to ram more energy into a volume of water than the laws of physics allow its liquid form to take, causing some of the water spontaneously to vaporise, before pouring the spitting, roiling mass over a teabag and adding milk.
"Fuck it, I'm out of custard creams" he ejaculated, dispatching his granddaughter (34-24-34) to the shops to get a new packet.
Posted By: Old Man on September 23rd 2014 at 10:25:45
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- Good Old Pinkun Headline (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 23, 09:36:45
- Pontificate? (n/m) (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Sep 23, 11:05:30
- Should be "exposulates that" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 23, 09:49:12
- Just a simple "says" would have been fine (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 23, 10:13:42
- Sports journalists use 'admit' when they mean 'say' (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 23, 09:47:40
- Or "insist" (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 23, 10:01:10
- hyperbolus journalisticus - the dramatic elevation of the mundane to sell newspapers (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 23, 10:25:45
- I'd buy that. (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 23, 10:53:51
- hyperbolus journalisticus - the dramatic elevation of the mundane to sell newspapers (NCFC) - Old Man, Sep 23, 10:25:45
- Or "insist" (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 23, 10:01:10
- The greatest thing to remember when questioning interpretation, or what could have been (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 09:46:59
- and don't ever get me started on this (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 09:53:29
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