Flew one in the Congo in 1965, 4 years after the assassination of Patrice Lumumba. Me and

Tim 'Fanny' Batterson were seconded to a small outift of Cubans going up against the Belgian mercs - we were helping to maintain their fleet of A4 Skyhawks, usually to do with the tyres.



One night me and Fanny got called up for a black op along the Sangha river up towards Ouesso. We were so boffed off our bollocks on a dangerous cocktail of Max, Pingus and Quarter moon that Fanny fell out, right over the side, over Epena.



A thalidomide missionary called Edward and his pig-ugly f**ker of a wife found him living in a dead woman just outside Djambala. He was wearing the clothes of a baby and had Manatee skins stitched to his nipples.

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