JOTD................ .......
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.
Posted By: Wissydean on November 29th 2005 at 19:29:56
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- JOTD....................... (General Chat) - Wissydean, Nov 29, 19:29:56
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- Blimey..... that was a shit zoo........... (n/m) (General Chat) - Wissydean, Nov 29, 19:37:38
- Indeed. I made my feelings of disappointment abundantly clear. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 29, 19:39:54
- And you're disappointed? (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 29, 19:43:43
- That's pretty rubbish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 29, 19:47:18
- And you're disappointed? (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 29, 19:43:43
- Indeed. I made my feelings of disappointment abundantly clear. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 29, 19:39:54
- Blimey..... that was a shit zoo........... (n/m) (General Chat) - Wissydean, Nov 29, 19:37:38
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