Comet Ison

Has it's closest encounter with the sun 2morra.
Scientists are still unsure what is gonna happen. Will it survive it's brush with El Sol? Will it kiss goodbye to a life of 5billion years?
My unscientific prediction is this.
Run your hand quickly through a candle it doesn't burn.
It's travelling at 248 miles a second, so unless it gets vaporized by a massive solar flare, it will continue its journey and be a glowing spectacle in the first few weeks of December's pre-dawn sky.
Doomsayers suggest if will puff into a load of dust, which the earths orbit will inevitably encounter, bringing diseases like the black death. Bloody Americans.

Posted By: chuftncfc on November 27th 2013 at 14:37:16

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Comet Ison (General Chat) - chuftncfc, Nov 27, 14:37:16
- SDO is going to track it in real time here (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 27, 15:00:34
- If it hits Hull would it fuck their city of culture status ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 27, 14:53:06
  - Ah but what if it hit Puppet Bastard ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 27, 15:05:02
  - enchance it (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 15:02:52
- Then scc came in and went "no chance of a glowing spectacle with Hughton in charge!" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 14:48:13
  - 1/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Nov 27, 15:03:11
    - Yes pants. SCC has to burst in out of nowhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 15:03:59
- I'll tell you what won't be a glowing spectacle in the first few weeks of December... (General Chat) - bird table, Nov 27, 14:46:52
  - damn (General Chat) - pants, Nov 27, 14:54:52
    - Soz! I did think it was one of those posts to start with. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Nov 27, 15:00:45
  - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 14:47:43
- what do comets do in training Neeyul ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 27, 14:46:27
- Good stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 14:45:06
- Maybe it'll hit the sun and we'll all die (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 27, 14:41:32
  - we wont know for 8 minutes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 14:43:57
    - time for a couple of wanks then. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 27, 14:51:24
      - at least. maybe 3 (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 15:02:23
        
        or 8 shags with Nigella (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 27, 15:03:56
        
        she's honey,definitely would,had a hard life as well tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 27, 15:12:09
        
        You wouldnt catch me with that drug taking slag. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 15:04:30
    - Which is the time it takes for the away opposition to own us under CH's Norwich City. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 27, 14:48:43
- boooom (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 27, 14:40:19
- comets a bellend. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 27, 14:39:13
  - comets a joke (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 27, 14:44:49
    - *jewk*. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 27, 14:47:54

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