So, I was trying to have sex with my g/f yesterday .......
...... and I couldn't seem to get inside her. She was tight at the back and I had difficulty getting in through the front.
Then in walks SCC and says "I'll tell you someone else who is s**t at penetration. But that story can wait" He then put on his glasses, opened his raincoat and produced a pair of marigolds, a marrow and a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.......
Posted By: Hendrikos on November 26th 2013 at 15:27:20
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- So, I was trying to have sex with my g/f yesterday ....... (General Chat) - Hendrikos, Nov 26, 15:27:20
- Was it someone shit at pulling someone off by any chance? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 26, 15:43:24
- Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 26, 15:29:27
- fiction only please (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 15:29:09
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