Couldn't give a s**t about the football

Having horrible problems sealing the deal with a girl I met recently. Awkward goodbye doesn't even come close. Not sure what I'm playing at, embarrassing!

Posted By: 51eve on September 15th 2013 at 22:40:31

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Couldn't give a shit about the football (General Chat) - 51eve, Sep 15, 22:40:31
- Keep doing what you're doing, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 16, 01:04:31
- Do a smell up the USB (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 15, 23:34:40
  - I was thinking whisky, but yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Sep 15, 23:36:05
    - I think some good honest flirting is your way forward (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 15, 23:39:00
      - drop some innocent sexual innuedos into conversation (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:55:18
- There are no rules (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:22:02
  - while someone else snaps her up.... (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:05:58
    - or, you could just tell them how you feel, and actually be a man about the answer (General Chat) - pants, Sep 16, 09:16:38
- Are you saying you haven't made a move yet? (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 15, 23:21:31
  - Yes, pretty much (General Chat) - 51eve, Sep 15, 23:27:42
    - before we can safely advise further (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:10:21
    - bullshit (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:07:58
    - Why?? (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 15, 23:42:57
    - no rules (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:38:05
    - invite her.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 23:31:06
- What does sealing the deal mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:16:07
  - probably placing his penis in her vagina. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 23:17:13
    - Oh, I live by the obvious principle with women (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:19:52
      - nope (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:09:53
- Well you've come to the right place Stevie (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 15, 22:45:30
  - It an outlet, needed to vent (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Sep 15, 22:50:24
    - my advice.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 23:09:41
      - If anything, isn't that the worst advice and you should do the opposite? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:18:18
        
        being on heat is not that attractive to women (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:11:54
        
        agenda? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 16, 00:31:22
        
        it's pretty obvious when sex is on the agenda (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:33:58
        
        only if... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 23:24:44
        
        desperation is the worst way to attract girls (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:36:45
        
        *assumes there's rules* (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:39:18
        
        There's always rules (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:43:50
        
        wait till you find someone who doesn't have any rules (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:54:33
        
        haha good luck with that one! (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:58:35
        
        *engrained (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:04:57
        
        so 1st date meet, 2nd date kiss, 3rd date shag (General Chat) - pants, Sep 16, 00:02:44
        
        i think we mean different "rules" pants (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 16, 00:15:37
        
        We're primitive creatures deep down (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:45:41
        
        It just sounds like if you do it your way (General Chat) - pants, Sep 15, 23:26:03
        
        you can still keep girls interested without coming across as desperate (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:37:54
        
        ahhh..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 23:28:41
      - ^^^ great advice (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:11:08
        
        but NEVER...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 23:12:31
        
        or get it in their eyes - make sure you warn them first a few seconds before (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:16:28
        
        Ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 15, 23:20:33
        
        that's exactly what they'll say if you forget the warning (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:22:55
        
        and NEVER.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 15, 23:27:19
        
        or you've paid for them - in which case, get your money's worth! ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Sep 15, 23:31:46
      - ^ Dr Love. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 15, 23:10:41

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