Bite the heads off three chickens while chanting "Lucifer Prince of Darkness" backwards

It won't change anything but you might feel better afterwards.

Note: biting the head off chickens can have an unfortunate side effect, namely to make them run round like - well, frankly like headless chickens, which can soil your furniture.

I recommend Persil - for all your Dark Magic Cleaning Needs.

Posted By: Satan on November 18th 2005 at 11:48:44


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