I bet it's a complete arsehole to play.

The dialogue must be a nightmare to even remember, let alone try to do well.

ROS: We could play at questions.
GUIL: What good would that do?
ROS: Practice!
GUIL: Statement! One-love.
ROS: Cheating!
GUIL: How?
ROS: I hadn't started yet.
GUIL: Statement. Two-love.
ROS: Are you counting that?
GUIL: What?
ROS: Are you counting that?
GUIL: Foul! No repetitions. Three-love. First game to...
ROS: I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
GUIL: Whose serve?
ROS: Hah?
GUIL: Foul! No grunts. Love-one.
ROS: Whose go?
GUIL: Why?
ROS: Why not?
GUIL: What for?
ROS: Foul! No synonyms! One-all.
GUIL: What in God's name is going all?
ROS: Foul! No rhetoric. Two-one.
GUIL: What does it all add up to?
ROS: Can't you guess?
GUIL: Were you addressing me?
ROS: Is there anyone else?
GUIL: Who?
ROS: How would I know?
GUIL: Why do you ask?
ROS: Are you serious?
GUIL: Was that rhetoric?
ROS: No.
GUIL: Statement! Two-all. Game point.
ROS: What's the matter with you today?
GUIL: When?
ROS: What?
GUIL: Are you deaf?
ROS: Am I dead?
GUIL: Yes or no?
ROS: Is there a choice?
GUIL: Is there a God?
ROS: Foul! No non sequiturs, three-two, one game all.
GUIL (seriously): What's your name?
ROS: What's yours?
GUIL: I asked you first.
ROS: Statement. One-love.
GUIL: What's your name when you're at home?
ROS: What's yours?
GUIL: When I'm at home?
ROS: Is it different at home?
GUIL: What home?
ROS: Haven't you got one?
GUIL: Why do you ask?
ROS: What are you driving at?
GUIL (with emphasis): What's your name?!
ROS: Repetition. Two-love. Match point to me.
GUIL (seizing him violently): WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
ROS: Rhetoric! Game and match! (Pause.) Where's it going to end?
GUIL: That's the question.
ROS: It's all questions.
GUIL: Do you think it matters?
ROS: Doesn't it matter to you?
GUIL: Why should it matter?
ROS: What does it matter why?
GUIL (teasing gently): Doesn't it matter why it matters?
ROS (rounding on him): What's the matter with you?
(Pause.)
GUIL: It doesn't matter.
ROS (voice in the wilderness): ... What's the game?
GUIL: What are the rules?
(Enter HAMLET behind, crossing the stage, reading a book - as he is
about to disappear GUIL notices him.)

Posted By: Arizona Bay on July 30th 2013 at 17:32:46

Message Thread

Quagliarella / Helveg (NCFC) - peterindxb, Jul 30, 16:41:34
- Mattias Jonson... (NCFC) - chuftncfc, Jul 30, 19:54:29
- Helveg was okay, he just wasn't used to lumping it. (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jul 30, 17:02:56
  - I don't think he was that bad (NCFC) - scruffy, Jul 30, 17:53:25
  - I've always looked to Helveg as a complete model pro too (NCFC) - pants, Jul 30, 17:05:28
    - Where did he go Tron? Back to Denmark? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 30, 17:16:50
      - Yeah, Germany, then back to Dansk. Retired 2010 or 2011 I think (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 30, 17:42:51
- This comes up a lot about Helveg. He was played at right back at Old Trafford (NCFC) - pants, Jul 30, 16:57:47
  - Worthingcrank and Guildensthonk are dead. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 30, 17:16:09
    - Life in a box is better than no life at all. I expect. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 30, 17:39:28
    - I got it (NCFC) - Old Man, Jul 30, 17:25:27
      - I bet it's a complete arsehole to play. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 30, 17:32:46
  - Yep, Helveg was great when played in his right position (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 30, 17:02:04
  - In the Prem yes, on the whole, he was demonstrated beautifully with Helveg... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 30, 17:00:44
    - Post prem, urgh! Selling Helveg and Edworthy, replacing with Loius-Jean and Juergen Colin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 30, 17:07:53
- helveg looked good just never played enough (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Jul 30, 16:47:44
  - ...and constantly in the wrong position (NCFC) - Old Man, Jul 30, 16:55:03
    - THIS ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ (NCFC) - pants, Jul 30, 17:00:16
      - "the most arrogant disgusting behaviour I've ever witnessed at this club"? (NCFC) - APB, Jul 30, 17:25:58
        
        Stating that no one else could have done better than him before a game (NCFC) - pants, Jul 30, 17:44:42
        
        I'll never forgive Dickson Etuhu for Fulham. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 30, 17:35:20
    - The Chelsea game was the biggest disappointment for me (n/m) (NCFC) - peterindxb, Jul 30, 16:58:05
      - That back pass... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Jul 30, 17:01:23

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