my favorite david nielsen tale

Gaarde was "pretentious... talking loudly about wine in Italian. "I told him: 'The next time you speak Italian I will break you in half. You're not f***ing Italian ? you spent eight months there.' So when he did it again I decided to break his s**tting legs like sticks. I jumped at him and bang. Jackpot. Felt good."

Posted By: matt in london on July 20th 2013 at 23:11:35

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anyone else staying up to watch the game tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 20, 22:59:36
- I have work at 9, but I might. (n/m) (NCFC) - wolfio, Jul 20, 23:36:04
- On the dregs of my third-last bottle of 2010's raspberry wine. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 20, 23:32:44
  - ^^^ This is actually true, not a pisstake of OG and Woody (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 20, 23:50:17
  - Night all (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 20, 23:41:30
  - Cane? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Jul 20, 23:38:26
  - Arf! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jul 20, 23:34:03
- PM me a link please pal (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 20, 23:17:24
- What time does it kick off? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 20, 23:13:42
- Dubs, could you knock up a meaningful match report please (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Jul 20, 23:13:08
  - fuck off (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Jul 20, 23:16:49
- Ruddy needs to keep an eye out for the Quakes keeper's free kicks (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 20, 23:12:39
- Am watching a Nielsen documentary at moment (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Jul 20, 23:06:00
  - my favorite david nielsen tale (NCFC) - matt in london, Jul 20, 23:11:35
  - I used to live near there (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Jul 20, 23:10:26
  - Leslie? (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 20, 23:06:21
    - Bridgitte? (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Jul 20, 23:08:05
    - David (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 20, 23:06:58
- If my youngest gets up at 4am as she has been doing, I may well do so Dubz (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 20, 23:04:39
- Alarm set (NCFC) - trt354, Jul 20, 23:04:38
- Too merry Dr D (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 20, 23:02:07
  - Port? (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jul 20, 23:02:34
    - 1999 Bonnes Mare Comte Georges de Vogue (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 20, 23:10:29
      - ?900 for 2 bottles... (NCFC) - woody, Jul 20, 23:19:45
        
        Fuck me (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 20, 23:23:27
        
        *assure* (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 20, 23:24:42
        
        Any half decent Burg has gone as mental as Bordeaux I'm afraid. Boat well & (NCFC) - woody, Jul 20, 23:28:15
      - Fuck! (NCFC) - woody, Jul 20, 23:14:39
        
        It's epic (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 20, 23:22:34
      - Oh ... That old stuff... (NCFC) - yellowman, Jul 20, 23:14:22
    - Laudanum (NCFC) - yellowman, Jul 20, 23:07:35
      - Great driver (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 20, 23:09:20
        
        Ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Jul 20, 23:09:40
      - Highly recommended. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jul 20, 23:08:13
    - and some stilton! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 20, 23:03:48
      - Bad dreams! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jul 20, 23:06:27
- Meee!! (n/m) (NCFC) - mrleelee, Jul 20, 23:00:07
  - and we have an official stream!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 20, 23:03:22
    - Hopefully their official site is a bit more reliable than ours! (n/m) (NCFC) - mrleelee, Jul 20, 23:05:13
      - Let's hope so, I reckon it should be. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 20, 23:10:27

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