WHOOOOP, THERE IT IS, WHOOOOP, THERE IT IS! MASSIVE BIRD SCARER NOISE! BANG! BANG! A LOUD

ALARM NOISE!

187 on the corner of Oak and Sussex, narcotics-related gunshot to the eye, multiple homicides, abandoned bicycle. Officer in need of assistance, I repeat, officer in need of assistance.

My poor, incandescent fleshy orbs, my darling veiny marbles!

I could be a soldier
Go out there and fight to save this land
Be a people's soldier
Paramilitary gun in hand
I won't be a soldier
I won't take no orders from no-one
Stuff their f**king armies
Killing isn't my idea of fun

They wanna waste my life
They wanna waste my time
They wanna waste my life
And they've stolen it away

SLAM

IT

IN

THERE!

Whack it in there Sonny, slide it right in there Sonny Jim!

Posted By: tehwatch on July 8th 2013 at 14:58:31

Message Thread

FAO King - you really think it's "weird" that people think men should get more (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 13:09:00
- Yes (n/m) (Other Sports) - King, Jul 8, 13:17:45
  - poor quality, smaller audience, shorter matches (Other Sports) - phrankin, Jul 8, 13:21:58
    - some of the wta matches are shocking (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 8, 13:30:03
    - Weird (n/m) (Other Sports) - King, Jul 8, 13:23:42
      - what is weird about it? Let the women play 5 sets. (n/m) (Other Sports) - phrankin, Jul 8, 13:31:56
        
        and fine them for multiple double faulting (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 8, 13:33:03
      - Can't say it bothers me, but I can't see how it's a weird debate (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 8, 13:27:46
        
        repeatedly saying weird (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 14:06:17
- Women's tennis is a rarity though, in that it attracts big audiences in its own right (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 8, 13:17:07
  - if that was teh case why is WTA sponsorship so far behind ATP sponsorship? (Other Sports) - mr carra, Jul 8, 13:31:45
    - WHOOOOP, THERE IT IS, WHOOOOP, THERE IT IS! MASSIVE BIRD SCARER NOISE! BANG! BANG! A LOUD (Other Sports) - tehwatch, Jul 8, 14:58:31
  - beach volleyball? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 13:22:56
    - ^^ good point ^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 8, 14:26:56
  - gymnastics? (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 8, 13:21:40
  - it attracts big audiences cos they share the slams with the men (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 8, 13:20:15
- they should give women their own grand slams (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 8, 13:15:33
  - Would still get big tv audiences (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 8, 13:18:07
    - doubt it... if the tournaments were not run concurrently the audience would nosedive. (n/m) (Other Sports) - phrankin, Jul 8, 13:22:46
    - disagree (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 8, 13:21:49
    - Nowhere near the men get (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 8, 13:21:25
    - disagreed (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 8, 13:19:10
- And play to a far higher standard. (n/m) (Other Sports) - phrankin, Jul 8, 13:10:57

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